Geek ToysThe Yodelling Pickle Says What We're All Thinking
A battery-powered pickle that yodels. Archie McPhee has a lot to answer for.
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Geek ToysHanderpants: The Underpants Your Hands Have Been Waiting For
Tiny tighty-whities for your hands. Fingerless. Elastic waistband. We have so many questions and zero regrets.
Geek ToysFinger Hands: Tiny Hands for Your Fingers, and Then It Gets Weird
Little rubber hands that fit on your fingertips. Wave with ten tiny hands. Ascend.
Geek ToysThe Screaming Goat Figurine Is a Desk Companion for Our Times
A tiny goat on a tiny log. Press it and it screams. That's the product. That's the review.
Geek ToysThe Wenger 16999: A Swiss Army Knife With 87 Tools and No Survivors
87 implements. 141 functions. Over two pounds. The Swiss finally went too far, and it's magnificent.
Geek ToysThe Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, Reviewed by a Survivor
An inflatable horn that turns your cat into a unicorn for up to four seconds. Archie McPhee strikes again.
Geek ToysBacon Adhesive Bandages Make Injury Aspirational
Sterile bandages that look like little strips of bacon. Suddenly everyone in the office needs first aid.
Geek ToysPrepare for a Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Family Car Decals
This collection of zombie car decals will look cool on any car. You can combine them in any way you like to make a menacing yet cute zombie family.
Geek ToysUnicorn Rainbow Yoga Pants for a Fabulous New Look
Bored with plain, ordinary yoga pants? It’s time to try something new.
Geek ToysSuction Construction Fun with Squigz Starter Pack
These fun little suckers hold together firmly so anything you build is surprisingly strong.
Geek ToysArts & Crafts: Exclusive Wooden Catapult Kit
Feeling creative but unsure what to do? Build a wooden catapult.
Geek ToysKeep Your Cat Occupied with Frolicat BOLT Automatic Laser Light Teaser Toy
The FroliCat BOLT is an automatic laser toy that will keep your cat occupied for hours.
Geek ToysKurgo Dog Harness with Camera Mount: Share the Adventure
Ever wanted to see things from your dog’s point of view?
Geek ToysCuteness Abundance: Narwhal USB Heated Slippers
On the cute scale from one to ten, this one reaches its own level.
Geek ToysMy Little Pony Monopoly: The Magic of Friendship and Real Estate
Monopoly can be a nerve-racking game, but it becomes double the fun if you play it with ponies.
Geek ToysCanned Unicorn Meat: A New Sparkly Taste Sensation
You have to taste it to believe it. Canned Unicorn Meat is finally available for all of us to enjoy.
Geek ToysSpread the stress-free love with infectious disease balls
These latex-filled balls of magic are encased in a mesh bag, and squeezing the balls will cause unsettling blisters to burst through the skin – just like your favorite disease.
Geek ToysPeople for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies T-Shirt
Repeat after me: Zombies are not second-class citizens!
Geek ToysCreative Zombie Bookends: Brighten up Your Bookshelf
These zombie bookends will never fail. Strong, sturdy and undead, they will hold your books perfectly and never complain.
Geek ToysSpice up Your Lawn with Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes
Forget about the typical boring little gnomes, these have something new to offer.
Geek ToysChia Zombie – Restless Arm: A Spooky Gardening Project
Tired of the ordinary chia pets? This Restless Arm is brilliantly designed and just a little spooky.
Geek ToysLEGO meets zombies: LEGO ZOMBIE NERD with coffee cup – Custom Minifigure
This custom minifig combines LEGO brilliance with zombie aesthetics.
Geek ToysPlants vs. Zombies Zombie Plush: The Cutest Zombie Collectible Around
This plush zombie toy is based on the award-winning game Plants vs. Zombies and makes a great collectible for all fans of the game.
Geek ToysStar Wars R2D2 Interactive Droid Toy
Now one thing that really annoys me is people who don’t realize that the original trilogy had a sidekick just as annoying as Jar Jar Binks…
Geek ToysAwesome Lego Star Wars Land Crawler
Everyone knows about the awesome LEGO Star Wars range, yet the Sand Crawler is often over looked.