Geek ToysThe Yodelling Pickle Says What We're All Thinking
A battery-powered pickle that yodels. Archie McPhee has a lot to answer for.
Cool Things
Every weird product we've reviewed, filed with unearned confidence.
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Geek ToysHanderpants: The Underpants Your Hands Have Been Waiting For
Tiny tighty-whities for your hands. Fingerless. Elastic waistband. We have so many questions and zero regrets.
Geek ToysFinger Hands: Tiny Hands for Your Fingers, and Then It Gets Weird
Little rubber hands that fit on your fingertips. Wave with ten tiny hands. Ascend.
Geek ToysThe Screaming Goat Figurine Is a Desk Companion for Our Times
A tiny goat on a tiny log. Press it and it screams. That's the product. That's the review.
Geek ToysThe Wenger 16999: A Swiss Army Knife With 87 Tools and No Survivors
87 implements. 141 functions. Over two pounds. The Swiss finally went too far, and it's magnificent.
Geek ToysThe Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, Reviewed by a Survivor
An inflatable horn that turns your cat into a unicorn for up to four seconds. Archie McPhee strikes again.
WTFThe Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer: A Landmark of Human Achievement
One piece of plastic. One fruit. One of the greatest review sections ever written.
WTFThe Nicolas Cage Reversible Sequin Pillow Watches You Sleep
Swipe the sequins one way: Nicolas Cage. Swipe them the other way: also Nicolas Cage.
WTFThe Nose Shower Gel Dispenser Is Exactly What It Sounds Like
A giant plastic nose for your shower wall. It dispenses gel. From the nostril. You knew that already.
WTFEmergency Underpants in a Can, for the Day You Hope Never Comes
A sardine-style tin containing one pair of unisex underpants. For emergencies. Define emergency yourself.
WTFCanned Fresh Mountain Air: Finally, Nothing in a Tin
A can of air from a mountain, sold to people at sea level. The invisible hand has outdone itself.
WTFPotty Putter: Golf for the Room Where Nobody Should Golf
A putting green for around your toilet, complete with mini putter and a Do Not Disturb sign. Fore.
FashionThe Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Still Grants +50 Confidence
Three wolves. One moon. The t-shirt that broke Amazon reviews in 2009 and never apologized.
FashionThe Tortilla Blanket Turns You Into a Burrito, As Foretold
A round blanket printed like a flour tortilla. Wrap yourself. Become the burrito. Achieve peace.
FashionCool Crochet Blanket Fashion
Stand out from the crowd in fashion created by upcycling crochet blankets from your grandmother’s generation.
Technology, in the loosest sense we could defend.
Techy StuffTile for iOS and Android: Find Your Lost Items Easily
Tile is a tiny gadget designed to make your life easier. Simply place it on any item you don’t want to lose…
Techy StuffHighly (not-very) Radioactive Uranium Ore
Uranium ore – it’s just one of those everyday products that we often take for granted.
For leaving the house, an activity we've read about.
Outdoor & TravelSelk’bag 4G Lite by Musuc: Sleepwear for the Adventurous
Forget about ordinary sleeping bags. The Selk’bag 4G Lite sleeping bag delivers an innovative sleep experience.
Our rarest category. Treasure it.
Actually UsefulAmazing Portable Water Filter: LifeStraw
LifeStraw is a portable water filter which removes 99.9%+ of water-based bacteria, parasites and other nasties.