FunnyTemu Slop: The 20 Worst Products on Temu Right Now (2026)
Twenty real listings from the marketplace where physics is negotiable and every title is a poem. We read them all so you don't have to. You will anyway.
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Art & CultureThe Weird and Wonderful World of AI Slop
A decade ago we marveled at Deep Dream's dog-faced sky spirals. Sweet summer children that we were.
Funny5 Reasons Why Smart Glasses Will Make You Uncool
History doesn't repeat itself, but it does put a camera on your face and call it fashion.
Games & GamingLatest Zombie Games Round-Up for 2026
The undead genre refuses to die, which is honestly very on-brand. Here's what's shambling onto your platform of choice.
Funny10 Outrageously Unnecessary Kitchen Gadgets
Somewhere between the banana slicer and the Wi-Fi salt dispenser, humanity lost the plot. We investigate.
Art & Culture9 Weirdest Things People Have 3D Printed
Give humanity a machine that can make anything, and humanity will make ten thousand tiny boats.
Games & Gaming8 Retro Gaming Handhelds That Are Cooler Than Your Phone
Your phone plays every game ever made and yet here we are, buying tiny plastic bricks with D-pads. There's a reason.
Funny7 Reasons Your Smart Fridge Is Judging You
It knows what you did last midnight. It has photos.
Funny10 Weirdest LEGO Sets of the 2020s
The bricks grew up with us, and now they're paying taxes. A sequel to our 2015 classic.
Then & Now
We reviewed the weird internet in 2015. It got weirder. We kept notes.
2015The weird and wonderful world of Google’s Deep Dream2026The Weird and Wonderful World of AI Slop
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Geek ToysThe Yodelling Pickle Says What We're All Thinking
A battery-powered pickle that yodels. Archie McPhee has a lot to answer for.
Geek ToysHanderpants: The Underpants Your Hands Have Been Waiting For
Tiny tighty-whities for your hands. Fingerless. Elastic waistband. We have so many questions and zero regrets.
Geek ToysFinger Hands: Tiny Hands for Your Fingers, and Then It Gets Weird
Little rubber hands that fit on your fingertips. Wave with ten tiny hands. Ascend.
Geek ToysThe Screaming Goat Figurine Is a Desk Companion for Our Times
A tiny goat on a tiny log. Press it and it screams. That's the product. That's the review.
Geek ToysThe Wenger 16999: A Swiss Army Knife With 87 Tools and No Survivors
87 implements. 141 functions. Over two pounds. The Swiss finally went too far, and it's magnificent.
Geek ToysThe Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, Reviewed by a Survivor
An inflatable horn that turns your cat into a unicorn for up to four seconds. Archie McPhee strikes again.
WTFThe Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer: A Landmark of Human Achievement
One piece of plastic. One fruit. One of the greatest review sections ever written.
WTFThe Nicolas Cage Reversible Sequin Pillow Watches You Sleep
Swipe the sequins one way: Nicolas Cage. Swipe them the other way: also Nicolas Cage.
WTFThe Nose Shower Gel Dispenser Is Exactly What It Sounds Like
A giant plastic nose for your shower wall. It dispenses gel. From the nostril. You knew that already.
WTFEmergency Underpants in a Can, for the Day You Hope Never Comes
A sardine-style tin containing one pair of unisex underpants. For emergencies. Define emergency yourself.
WTFCanned Fresh Mountain Air: Finally, Nothing in a Tin
A can of air from a mountain, sold to people at sea level. The invisible hand has outdone itself.
WTFPotty Putter: Golf for the Room Where Nobody Should Golf
A putting green for around your toilet, complete with mini putter and a Do Not Disturb sign. Fore.
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FashionThe Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Still Grants +50 Confidence
Three wolves. One moon. The t-shirt that broke Amazon reviews in 2009 and never apologized.
FashionThe Tortilla Blanket Turns You Into a Burrito, As Foretold
A round blanket printed like a flour tortilla. Wrap yourself. Become the burrito. Achieve peace.
Temu SlopThe Human Dog Bed: Finally, Permission
A 71-inch faux fur dog bed sized for adult humans. Six hundred people have reviewed it. None of them are dogs.
Temu SlopThe Fake Muscle Shirt and the Age of Pretend Fitness
A shirt printed with a photograph of a better torso than yours. Official use case, per Temu: pretend fitness.
Temu SlopJeans That Are a Photograph of Jeans
Leggings printed with a photo of jeans, titled 'Not Denim' three times, like a legal settlement.
Temu SlopThe Fake Window Sticker, for Rooms That Deserve Better
A flat PVC poster of an open window onto the Mediterranean, sold as a '3D effect' for windowless rooms.