FunnySuccess Kid: The Fist-Clenching Baby Who Paid for a Kidney
A photograph of a determined eleven-month-old on a beach became the internet's symbol of small victories, and then did something that mattered.
Fresh dispatches from the internet's junk drawer.
FunnyA photograph of a determined eleven-month-old on a beach became the internet's symbol of small victories, and then did something that mattered.
FunnyNine words of broken English from the opening of a forgotten shoot-em-up, and the first internet joke that arrived with its own soundtrack.
Art & CultureBefore broadband, before YouTube, a rendered infant cha-cha'd through the world's email inboxes as a sample file nobody was meant to see.
Art & CultureThree models, one Spanish photographer, and a picture so structurally perfect that it became a diagram for every choice anybody has ever made.
Art & CultureHer real name was Tardar Sauce, her expression was a genetic quirk, and she won a $710,000 lawsuit over an iced coffee.
Art & CultureA pixel cat with a toaster pastry for a body, welded to a Japanese vocal loop by a stranger, and later sold for the price of a house.
Art & CultureOne blog photograph of a Japanese rescue dog produced a global joke, a currency, a four million dollar sale and a genuine mourning period.
Art & CultureA bait-and-switch link, a song nobody had thought about in twenty years, and a singer who watched it happen from the sidelines.
Art & CultureA typo on a website lives for as long as it takes to fix it. A typo in granite lives for as long as the granite.
We reviewed the weird internet in 2015. It got weirder. We kept notes.
Geek ToysA battery-powered pickle that yodels. Archie McPhee has a lot to answer for.
Geek ToysTiny tighty-whities for your hands. Fingerless. Elastic waistband. We have so many questions and zero regrets.
Geek ToysLittle rubber hands that fit on your fingertips. Wave with ten tiny hands. Ascend.
Geek ToysA tiny goat on a tiny log. Press it and it screams. That's the product. That's the review.
Geek Toys87 implements. 141 functions. Over two pounds. The Swiss finally went too far, and it's magnificent.
Geek ToysAn inflatable horn that turns your cat into a unicorn for up to four seconds. Archie McPhee strikes again.
WTFOne piece of plastic. One fruit. One of the greatest review sections ever written.
WTFSwipe the sequins one way: Nicolas Cage. Swipe them the other way: also Nicolas Cage.
WTFA giant plastic nose for your shower wall. It dispenses gel. From the nostril. You knew that already.
WTFA sardine-style tin containing one pair of unisex underpants. For emergencies. Define emergency yourself.
WTFA can of air from a mountain, sold to people at sea level. The invisible hand has outdone itself.
WTFA putting green for around your toilet, complete with mini putter and a Do Not Disturb sign. Fore.
Fashion, tech, travel, and the occasionally useful. Filed under: the rest.
FashionA stars-and-stripes ski hat with a wig attached, sold using a slogan nobody proofread. We would not change a letter.
FashionOpaque polyester printed with convincing leg hair, categorised by Amazon somewhere nobody expected.
FashionMade from 230 recycled bottles, rated to 35 degrees, and shaped exactly like a person. Eleven years later it is still going.
FashionTikTok made them famous, Lizzo reviewed them in four words, and the failure mode is exactly where you would fear.
FashionThe founding text of wearable blankets, still selling, still fundamentally a dressing gown put on backwards.
FashionKnitted horns, a button-on braided beard, and 574 ratings averaging 4.7. Somebody out there is genuinely committed.