Canned Unicorn Meat: A New Sparkly Taste Sensation

You have to taste it to believe it. Canned Unicorn Meat is finally available for all of us to enjoy.

I want to eat Unicorn!

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You have to taste it to believe it. Canned Unicorn Meat is finally available for all of us to enjoy. Unicorn meat is a great natural source of sparkles, calcium and other important nutrients. It’s brought to us by Radiant Farms, a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland. Each can contains 14 ounces (400 grams) of delicious unicorn meat that is said to taste like “rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness,” and who could resist something like that?

Seriously now, Canned Unicorn Meat proves yet again the ingenious spirit of ThinkGeek. Launched on April Fools’ day, Canned Unicorn Meat quickly became a must-have for anyone with an ounce of humor – if only to see what’s really in the can.

The secret is as simple as it is brilliant. Under the removable bottom of the can you will find, well, a dead unicorn. Just what you might expect from a product promising “unicorn meat.” The meat is, of course, not edible, but that doesn’t make the package any less intriguing. This cute little tin contains an equally cute plush unicorn. Dismembered and soft, it will neatly fall down right onto your plate, desk, or any nearby surface.

As it says on the tin, “You can’t eat this. It’s a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.” They don’t offer ideas on what you can actually do with your expertly butchered unicorn, but the only limit is your imagination.