Stupid Recipes

We Made Lasagne in a Mug in Four Minutes and We Have Notes

A dish that normally wants a whole afternoon, compressed into 400ml of ceramic and a slowly rotating glass plate. It works, which is the annoying part.

Instant Noodle Carbonara Is the Best Bad Idea in Your Cupboard

A packet of ramen, an egg, half the seasoning sachet, and a Roman somewhere sitting bolt upright. Seven minutes, a dollar eighty, and it has entered the regular rotation.

Six Appliances Used Entirely Wrong, Ranked by Whether You Should

Dishwasher salmon down to the toaster laid on its side. Six kitchen heresies ranked by how good the food is against how likely you are to void a warranty.