It looks like Apple has gone and done it again. They’ve created an item that’s completely useless and have been marketing it like it’s something cool. The last time a watch or clock was cool was when one hung around Flavor Flav’s neck and reminded us all why we desperately try to pretend that the ‘90s didn’t happen.
Here are five perfectly valid reasons why getting an Apple Watch will make you the most uncool person in the world.
