WTFThe Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer: A Landmark of Human Achievement
One piece of plastic. One fruit. One of the greatest review sections ever written.
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Products that made us say the category name out loud.
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WTFThe Nicolas Cage Reversible Sequin Pillow Watches You Sleep
Swipe the sequins one way: Nicolas Cage. Swipe them the other way: also Nicolas Cage.
WTFThe Nose Shower Gel Dispenser Is Exactly What It Sounds Like
A giant plastic nose for your shower wall. It dispenses gel. From the nostril. You knew that already.
WTFEmergency Underpants in a Can, for the Day You Hope Never Comes
A sardine-style tin containing one pair of unisex underpants. For emergencies. Define emergency yourself.
WTFCanned Fresh Mountain Air: Finally, Nothing in a Tin
A can of air from a mountain, sold to people at sea level. The invisible hand has outdone itself.
WTFPotty Putter: Golf for the Room Where Nobody Should Golf
A putting green for around your toilet, complete with mini putter and a Do Not Disturb sign. Fore.
WTFCoffee/Tea Mug Shaped Like a Toilet
You do not want to be drinking from this mug, do you?
WTFLearn to Dance with Cats Book
Embrace the simple and timeless art of Dancing With Cats.
WTFWipe your ass with the President – Obama Toilet Paper
It isn’t exactly the most economical roll of toilet papers and I can’t comment on the softness-factor, but here you’re paying for that extra level of ass-satisfaction.
WTFNot-a-serial-killer-to-be “Bag of Bones”
If you’re actually a serial killer in training, or perhaps a med student, then you may be after this. A bag full of 10 pounds of “assorted quality” bones.