It isn’t exactly the most economical roll of toilet papers and I can’t comment on the softness-factor, but here you’re paying for that extra level of ass-satisfaction.
Wipe your ass with the President – Obama Toilet Paper
You may be one of those people who think their shit doesn’t stink or you might be just like the rest of us. You may have voted Democrat or you may have voted Republican. Either way, what could me more satisfying than cleaning up after a well-deserved dump with the President of the United States himself.
Don’t be alarmed, I’m sure the Secret Service will NOT be paying attention to this purchase. And you will NOT be put on any sort of database.
But, if you’re happy with that, then I’m sure this product toiletry will serve you well. It isn’t exactly the most economical roll of toilet papers and I can’t comment on the softness-factor, but here you’re paying for that extra level of ass-satisfaction.
Check out the bio-hazard toilet paper as well, from the same merchant. Now there’s something that will surely impress that girl (or boy) you’ve brought home for the first time!