Not-a-serial-killer-to-be “Bag of Bones”

If you’re actually a serial killer in training, or perhaps a med student, then you may be after this. A bag full of 10 pounds of “assorted quality” bones.

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Picture this: it’s a lazy Sunday. It’s raining outside, and there’s nothing on TV or the internet. In such a situation, haven’t you thought to yourself, “gee I wish I could buy a bag of bones online right now!”?

No?!

We’ll that’s good.

If, however, you’re actually a serial killer in training, or perhaps a med student, then you may be after this. A bag full of 10 pounds of “assorted quality” bones. Not being an expert on plastic bones, I can’t attest on just how a bag-o-bones could be better than the next one, but then again, I don’t really care either. I’m trying to think of some practical applications of this product, but I’m coming up short. Halloween maybe? Prop’s for a Z-Grade horror movie?