Learn to Dance with Cats Book

OK, don’t get me wrong. I like most animals. But I’ve always viewed cats with some suspicion. Dog’s are somewhat dumb, but at least they’re loyal. Knowing the fact that your average cat will not hesitate to eat my somewhat decaying corpse  – should there be no alternative food around – has always somewhat unnerved me.

Perhaps the solution to my phobia is simply to embrace the simple and timeless art of Dancing With Cats.

Or perhaps not. One thing I do know is this book sure is going to shit any cat hater who get’s this as a gift.