Coffee/Tea Mug Shaped Like a Toilet

My desire to avoid toilet humor is strong… but I’m afraid it’s just not possible with this abomination of a coffee mug (or tea mug, if you like drinking flavorless gunk).

Imagine kick-starting your day with a quick visit to the lavatory. Then enjoy the same experience, but in reverse, with your new fancy toilet styled mug. I have no idea who would want to buy this thing, unless you’re the sort who likes to torment friends/co-workers with highly inappropriate gifts.